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When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not
Stacy: I'm a almost virgin
Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide
When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored
Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.
A person who has never had sex of any kind, but has done research to best prepare him/herself for what they may come across when they do get a chance to fuck. Examples of research include, but are not limited to: reading articles about methods of stimulation*, researching the anatomy of your gender preference, watching porn**, talking to people well versed in the field of having sex, researching STDs and condoms, and checking your own STD status.
*If an article doesn't reference anyone or include something to the affect of "everyone is different, so get to know your partner," take it with a grain of salt.
**Porn is often unrealistic. Take everything you see with a grain of salt. Porn can make a nice accompaniment to other forms of research, but just watching porn by itself is NOT considered research.
Guy 1: Wait a minute, Adam's a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah. I thought you knew.
Guy 1: Well the way he talks about sex, you'd think he does it all the time.
Guy 2: Ok, technically he's a virgin in practice.
gf: So you're a virgin?
bf: Only in practice, darling.
gf: What does that mean?
bf: It means while I've never ventured into the bush with my staff in hand, I've read enough to know what to expect when I venture south of the border.
Tommy Dickinson
*Tyrone humper
*Mayonnaise eater
*Likes it when Tyrone sniffs his banana
Tommy is a person with no virginity
someone who hasn't broken a bone
boy a " i've never broken a bone "
girl b " wow really? "
boy a " yep, i have nice virgin bones "