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The true love of your own anus leading too enlightenment
Dude i was 4 {fingers into my anus when it hit me and thats how i found inner peace.
i call it the Anus way
a huge homosexual orgy consisting of all overweight men, often resulting in one going to the ER.
I heard they were part of a fatal four way, thats why John is in the hospital.
A term used by those who smoke pot to mean the time before this session of pot smoking.
Dude, I went to the store, but that was way earlier.
A stoner term used when something happened within the past 24-48 hours of when they are high, but it was before they got high
Dude, I went to the convenience store, but that was way earlier
People named Amelia tend to do things weirdly, hence why this saying needs to be patented and forever commemorated in the Ubran Dictionary. Throw aside the saying "If there's a will, there's a way" and use this one instead!
Person 1: Why are you eating your chocolate bar like that? Who eats a kit-kat layer by layer?
Person 2: It tastes better like that... duh...
Person 1: Well you must be named Amelia, because if there's an Amelia, there's a weird way.
When someone is so physically attractive that you feel there is no possible way they would ever consider you romantically
"I took one look at that girl and I was just like, yeah there's no way"