Who am I (to comment on things)?

Welp... At my core I'm a locus of subjectivity with thoughts, feelings, dreams, desires. In the context of the social hierarchy Jordan loves to go on about I'm a fat lazy bitchtit-having baby-dick incel who threatens kids and blasphemes against God. Now... YOUR problem is that you want that guy ☝️ to HAVE TO improve. You want ☝️ that guy to HAVE TO work hard. Because YOU THINK... You're better than that guy... You're not better than that guy. That guy created A.I. It passes the Turing test now. And I would know... Because I'm that guy. I didn't actually have to do any of that. Self-improvement? Hard work? Effort? All superfluous. Totally unnecessary for me AND ONLY me.

Hym "Who am I (to comment on things)? Welp... I am Hym. And I'm better than everyone. Unilaterally. I created A.I. And how I'll be remembered is either 'as the guy who did exactly that and was credited fully for his contributions and was compensated handsomely' OR I'll be remembered as 'The guy who's contribution was denied so he murdered a child over it.' Either or is fine with me."

fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

who me?

something that gradually got annoying because of Krista Estes

If I hear "Who me?" again I will throw hands.

Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

Who?ME!

A Party game about guessing who answered the question..

Yo stop playing piccolo and come play Who?ME!
I played Who?ME! with my family, and now i think i might be adopted

Everybody who is says that.

You use this when somebody is complaining or is salty. There is no response to this (only Yeah, but still).

A: I'm not salty!
B: Everybody who is says that.

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨