A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.
A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.
A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.
Sam starts out acting sweet and caring. But he is a cheater and lier. If you are friends with a Sam he probably is taking bad about you behind your back. If you are dating a Sam he is for sure cheating on you. He will tell you anything to get you not to break up with him. He puts on a big act but he’s really scared of anyone. He is all a act and all talk.
Girl 1 - I’m dating this guy named Sam !
Girl 2 - oh no. He’s a cheater haven’t you heard ?
Sam. A person who you just Cant live without. He truly Love all his friends and family with all his heart. Sam is someone who sticks Around, at ur worst and best Days. Sam is the absolute best boyfriend you Will ever find, with all his Love, you'll not need anything else IF you ever find yourself a Sam that loves you, you couldt ask for more.
I wish i'd find myself A Sam...
Sam is a really nice person. While she doesn’t need many friends she has a good amount of close friends she adores. She seems reserved when you don’t know her. When she opens up to you and trusts you she has a great personality and is funny. She can be very crazy and immature at times but we all are to lol. She is always making sure I’m okay and takes care of me when I can’t quite do it for myself even when I can. She cares so much and she lets you know too.
She is such a great friend! She must be named Sam.
Someone with a large penis size
girls you gotta meet sam, he has incredibly large penis!