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An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
When crying at three in the morning and eating a depression meal.
Friend 1: what did you do last night?
Friend 2: I had an apple pie a la mope
Toothless man performing cunnilingus
Old Man Ray was gumming the apple on Miss Pearl.
Jaden’s Rapper name. He’s a ruthless Rapper from New York. He raps about his life and how he was born from an apple tree!
Did you hear Savage Apple is in the studio? I heard he’s doing a deep rap of how he was born from an Apple tree.
Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket
Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids
Two cousins who made this religion up. Can be found as SweetieRebec and Farmergal. Mostly seen in MultiCraft. Religion consists of worship and hymns. All hail thy mighty apple!
SweetieRebec: All hail the mighty apple!
Farmergal: (angel singing)
when a sigma is super duper healthy they try an apple. After eating 10 apples per nanosecond, they turn into a sigma apple.
That sigma was a real sigma apple.😎