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Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 13, 2023


Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023


fog donkey

An honest person in a room full of fools.

Name is a real fog donkey, they always tell the truth even when everyone else thinks something else is happening.

by Kollies October 4, 2022


Honking the donkey

Masturbation. Generally involving a male but I guess a woman can honk the donkey too. Slapping the salami, beating the meat, chocking the chicken, etc. It can also be used as an expression for someone that is fucking around.

I went over to Luke's house but he didn't answer the door again, he was probably honking the donkey.

Quit honking the donkey and get back to work

by Slickrick42 July 23, 2022


ignorant donkey

to lack knowledge as hugely as a donkey

yo finsider you an ignorant donkey man

by notyofriendman May 15, 2011


Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018


Donkey Fucker

All Amherst rugby players… why they fuck donkeys??? Who knows… but they do, I swear (fucking weirdos)

There is no better feeling than skinning a donkey fucker.

by Bigpoopy6968 April 25, 2022