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Air Heart

A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.

Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...

Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.

by WWJG123012893 February 5, 2010


Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Someone who kinda exists February 26, 2022


Air whoopsies

When your body starts to flail when you are too high above ground, most often while performing some sort of arial arts.

Devon got a case of the air whoopsies when he tried to nail that 720 on the half pipe. He looked like the inflatable arm flailing tube man.

by SmashleyL February 15, 2022


Orange Air Forces

The worst type of air force 1's. Even worse than blue airforces

Man 1: "oi did you see Johnny copped some orange air forces yeah?"
Man 2: "fuck man what a waste of dosh"

by some punk bitch June 23, 2022


air commode

air commodore

The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him …

by Delbosco October 15, 2021


air boobs

"Air boobs" is a term used to define the area of chest where a ladies chest balls should be but aren't

Some people have "air boobs" due a natural slow growth rate however others are caused by actions such as deviance, betrayal and the influence of bad friends

"hey bro did you see that photo? The one with jemmas friends all admiring her boobs?"

"Yeah bro, but idk what they're looking at all I see is air, air boobs, AIR BOOBS"

by Definitonmaster August 8, 2019


Air Fergus

They don't have a plane, they launch you in via cannon.

That guy is a part of Air Fergus, he's a demoman main in Team Fortress 2.

by tenyearsinthejointbloke September 20, 2020