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The best band in the world. Lead singer/bass guitar Tyson Ritter is the hottest man alive! They have awesome talent and anyone who disses them needs to shut the fuck up!
Tyson Ritter from The All-American Rejects is so orgasmic!
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The act of getting a womens nipples hard and sticking them up your Urethra well you sing The Star Spangle Banner.
Michael: The other day this girl give me an American Dick Stuffer
Sam: Did It Hurt?
Michael: Kinda, but its soo worth it
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A term used to refer to the longstanding history of the United States sanctioned murder of African Americans.
George Floyd’s death, the most recent example of An American Way of Death, will be the final horrific link in the long chain of stolen black lives that changes the world.
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What you call people from the US, as to not confuse them with other americans.
Surely, only a United States of American could believe that America is a country.
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you slap one of her cheeks tell its red, make her choke on your cock tell she turns blue, then jizz all I've her face, thus making her face red white and blue
My girlfriend and I tried the all American blowjob yesterday
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Someone who becomes a zombie when american idol is on. They cant stop watching it when its on, even though they know its gay.
Harry becomes an american idol zombie at work when he passes a tv with american idol on. Its pathetic.
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A pitiful individual, whom has mistakenly entered a relationship with a J.A.P. (Jewish American Princess). He will spend the rest of his days having his mom proud of him; however, he will always be disappointed with himself for being constantly bossed around by his J.A.P. One could say he is the epitome of being whipped.
The only thing he has to be proud of is that all J.A.P.'s give some of the best blow jobs around. He will constantly brag about that to his friends in attempt to make himself happy with his life decision. Don't fall for his bragging though, he is secretly depressed with all of the decisions he has made in his life.
In addition he is always trying to please his mom. Overall, a Jewish American Prince is a sad individual that no one strives to be.
Hey guys I can't go out to the bars again - Joseph
Why not? - Robert
My girlfriend is making me watch 50 First Dates again - Joseph
You are such a fucking Jewish American Prince - Robert
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