hurt like a bitch

to hurt- badly!

sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.

*falls down the stairs*
OW! DAMN THAT SHIT HURT LIKE A BITCH!

*girl pushes you down the stairs*
OW I BROKE MY LEG! IT FREAKIN' HURTS LIKE A BITCH YO! YOU'RE SUCH A HOE! GO HOME!

*emo kid falls down the stairs*
AHHHH! (emo screams) that hurt like a bitch. cool! now i dont need to use the razor!

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Fuck like a Tiger

Similer to Fuck lion or tight as a tiger but more so quick and easy, yet long. Like having 100 diffrents girls, and being able to equaly satisfy them all, with no rest, because YOUR the alpha male, and its your job to fuck all the females. hence, fucking like a tiger. (same with girls too, you get packed alot, but it stays tight ALWAYS)

"Man she fuck like a tiger"
"yeah, she is tight after all these years of getn it too"

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WE like to drink

We like to drink with Katty cuz katty is out mate and when we drink with katty she finishes in 8..7...6...5..4...3..2...1 wooooooooo

Katty is so great she chugs her drink in 8

we like to drink

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Like Your Birth

Synonym for either That's What She Said or Yo' Mama. Use at the end of a sentence to further humiliate or demean someone.

Liz: Why did you tell Karen that I said she wasnt fat?
Sarah: Because.
Liz: That was uncalled for.
Sarah:...Like your Birth.

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Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

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Look like a Roland

If a guy wears a withe Shirt, he looks like a Roland.

Joka: Why do you don't where a withe shirt???? We have a customer meeting today!!!

Tami: Come on, I don't wanna look like a Roland.

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you like boys

The perfect way to make your friends feel suicidal. This also may be used as a perfect comeback to use when losing in a roast session. Be careful though as this will impact the other person for a life time

Person 1: Why do you have to be so annoying all the time?
Person 2: Shut up Shane you like boys.
*Shane Dies*
Victory Royale

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