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A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
On April 20 you go out and have fun catch some floppers or even slurp fish but make sure you go fishing
Aye You know it’s April 20 national tyon day “yeah Long live tyon”
This is the day that the cutest, sweetest guy was born and his name starts with B.
-A💛
Anna: your so sweet💛
Him: it is April 20th, my bday 😉
The most eventful day of the year. National weed day, National footjob day, the anniversary of the Columbine Massacre, and Adolf Hitler's birthday.
hallo frau. it's April 20, wanna come smoke weed and give me a footjob?
April 20 is national Oppy Day; Oppy Day is a song by Lil Mabu as is also the best song every created. April 20 is a day to commemorate this amazing creation.
Person 1: Yo, its April 20th
Person 2: So?
Person 1: Its national Oppy Day
Person 2: Nigga what?
Person 1: Oppy Day by Lil Mabu! *hits the griddy*
The day that I met the love of my life
Alonso and Nerea fell in love completely on April 20