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vinyl ass

The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.

Man now i've got a wet spot on my jeans from severe vinyl ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

24๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


pancake ass

A, sometimes big, but flat and disgustingly sagging ass. Normally while fat black women just plain have big, round asses, most overweight white women tend to have pancake asses. Sick.

Reggie: Ewww, Tommy, we saw you hittin' on that pancake ass bitch outside the club last night, what's gotten into you fool?
Tommy: Shut up and pass the syrup.

by Steagles February 13, 2006

542๐Ÿ‘ 234๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass maggot

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

104๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


rude-ass

especially rude or mean; having a bad attitude

She is such a rude-ass

by Steffi Hartley June 28, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dumping Ass

A person can be said to have "dumped ass" when one drops a large poo-load during a most inconvenient time in a most inconvenient place

Today at the gym, Lance stopped in the middle of a set, ran to the bathroom, and dumped some major ass. Dumping Ass is his favorite pastime.

by doc_sarvis June 10, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass burp

A passing of gas...aka a FART

GOD Giarc you really ripped a loud ASS BURP last night in your sleep!

by Whale Tail November 4, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass knuckle

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.

Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.

by Sean Piner October 1, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž