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Love is willingness to disappear,
fuse with another
to become something new, hopefully better
Love divests egotism of relevance
date night pro: dissolve in you, fuse witchu, emerge as brand new.
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People who sing in church, but are not talented enough to sing in morning church.
Did you hear Adam singing Wind Beneath My Wings?
That dude is a Sunday Night Singer at best.
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When you remember at the last minute you have to make dinner and realize that you didn't prepare anything before hand. Eventually you decide to just boil some pasta and heat up some Ragu.
"Pasta again?"
"Yeah, tonight was a Spaghetti Night Scramble"
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Not really committing to the relationship and is just in it for one very sexy night.
That girl was so hot. Too bad it was just a one night stand though.
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Taking a males genitials and shoving them into a cup full of gonerea puss then putting it in the vagina
Letβs do some late night marshmellowing Karen
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Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am
βCommon Karen lets do some late night marshmellowingβ
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What I should have bought instead of Hand Simulator
"I play Poker Night 2 for the banter, not the items."
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