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When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)
Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.
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The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
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When it becomes very obvious that a female went to a private school rather than a state school...via fellatio.
Man, she was cool until that private school blow job came down.
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To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
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The action of when a first-time toker cannot hold in his first hit of dank, and soon after coughs so violently/recklessly that they spill the bowl.
Me: "Alright man, the number one rule to chiefing is to not, under any circumstances, spill the bowl"
<lighter>
Him: <small-inhale> *coughing*"holy shit dude, it burns"
Me: "The number one rule, what was it?"
Him: "Sorry bro, I'm not good at this."
Me: "It's common-fucking-sense, don't cough on other people's shit. If I asked you to hold my cupcake while I tied my shoe, and you had to cough, would you cough on my cupcake?"
Him: "No, I'd hold it away from my face and cough."
Me: "Well there you go, how about you do that instead of blowing the sprinkles off the cupcake!"
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When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer
The act of inserting an air compressor nozzle into a goat's asshole, and using the now inflated goat as a sexual toy.
"Did you hear Randy's renting out his air compressor? Only condition is that you have to wash it off before returning it."
"Yeah, turns out the Walton Blow Up Doll is a popular thing here in Walton."