A chocolate banana monkey is when you're getting it in the ass and you have to shit. A little bit comes out on your guys dick, creating the chocolate banana and he goes screaming like a monkey.
I was a chocolate banana monkey last night.
having diarrhea in a girls vagina then eating it out
nick gave his dream girl, eryn, a chocolate surprise
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the penis of a black man.......
random gay: i had a right big chocolate pole last night
random other gay: oh yeah?
random gay: yeah stretched me so much i think im turning inside out now
random other gay: *pokes*
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THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
The Chocolate Platypus said "The Cake is a lie!!!!!"
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A Chocolate Lava Cake is when you motorboat a sassy black woman's ass and she poops a little in your mouth.
I gave that chick a mad Chocolate Lava Cake. It was tangy.
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The act of defecating in one's mouth, and then swirling the fecal matter until somebody throws up. You then use the throw up as a lubricant to perform anal sex. (It is considered customary for both parties to have Chili at least 10 hour prior, and to have oral sex afterwards)
Damn Susie, that was probably the best Hot Chocolate Swirl I've ever had!
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