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When you feel silly when you’re really tired.
“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”
A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:
- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks
Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:
"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"
Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:
"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:
"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.
That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.
When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.
Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
Having too much codiene or syrup from maple syrup or a Shirley temple. You may start acting like a total idiot.
I'm so syrup drunk right now, I think you're going to have to drive.
When a person who otherwise lives a seemingly boring life messages ridiculous bullshit to others while drunk, with aim to embellish their inhibited state in an effort to appear more interesting and fun.
That person is trying to prove they’re having a good time by sending out meaningless “Drunk Spam”.
When you’ve smoked and maybe drank a lot and you feel like you’re there, but not actually there. You can see clearly, it’s just that you can’t stand without feeling like you’re head is spinning around
Hey bro are you ok?
Looks like you’re “trippy drunk”