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Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)
The lonely facebooker posts:
pic of big garbage bag
Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....
When a person or persons take photos of themselves with an erect middle finger and middle finger only. Seeming like who ever views their photo is getting "flipped off".
Soandso changed her profile photo.
*clicks on and gets flipped off*
Me, "That's sixteen people on my friends flipping facebook!"
Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
When in a dispute between two people this is when you go on someone's wall usually with the permission of the other person just so you aren't called a stalker to find something in either a picture or wall post etc. to prove a point.
Can also be used to help a friend find a new profile picture, fan page, appropriate group, etc.
Tali: I am sooooo ugly and fat!!
Aaron: Nooo you aren't you're kinda hot and you're definitely not as fat as other people i know
Tali: prove it!
Aaron: Can i use your fb profile to prove it using facebook evidence?
Tali: Yeah sure
Aaron: Ok heres that picture of you where everyone commented on it saying how gorgeous you looked
Tali: Fine you win
When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.
And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
When someone comments on a status that you have that is meant to be serious and meaningful with a trivial and frankly retarded comment.
Bob: In the days of kings and queens I was a jester
Frank: In the days of kings and queens you were a shoveler of shit.
Harold: In the queens of kings jester, I was the days.
Bob: Wow you guys are facebook featherbrained
The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.
"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"
Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.