january 5, 2022

the day where people named jae have to ask their soulmate to marry them.

jae: it's january 5, 2022... wonpil do you wanna marry me?

wonpil: you're a loser

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

January 15

For the ladies!! Its national wear a thong day and send it to your boyfriend/husband 😉

1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋

January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!

Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh

january 15

xuxu's bday

-omg I'ts january 15th, do you know what that means?
-it's xuxu's birthday bro, let's celebrate

January 15

National kick someone day KICK ANY BISH CORVETTE CORVETTE YOU SEE YOUR WELCOME 😛✨

January 15 is kick a anyone day

January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!

person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best