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The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.
-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!
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Someone who is self absorbed and who's actions are predominately based on themselves. Generally, said people are derogativly referred to as "jeffs" but can also be called "mitchells" if the situation so arises.
General signs that you may be a me monster include but are not limited to:
1)Being named jeff
2)You major in Business
3)Hog the wii remote for hours on end
4)Have a tendancy towards debate
5)Own more than 10 pairs of shoes
6)Enjoy dressing and listening to emo
7)Are a giant poser
8)Work or have worked for a grocery store of some sort
9)Enjoy drinkin absurd drinks (ex. Diet vanilla cherry limeade lemon shit 7-beer-ola)
10)At times you find your skin becoming transluscent or have neck twitches that seem to short your entire conciousness (caused by loss of blood as blood needed to support your giant ego)
If you find yourself having 1 or more of these signs please consult your family physican for a more detailed tests to determine what can be done for you.
Your being such a me monster, I wouldnt be suprised if you got eaten by a jaguar!
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ping is a tool used to test the delay between two hosts on the internet. 'ping me' is what you would say to someone if you wanted to test certain things like delay, connectivity, etc
A: I can't get to your website?
B: Can you ping me?
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I tried seeing if Abby would play with me, but she’s a shit and didn’t text me back
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A polite way of saying piss off.
-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.
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I believe this expression has an oriental origin where the full form is translated as “It sent me away”, but usually someone “going away” or simple “gone” means “death”.
So, “it sent me” means that something is so hilarious or powerful that it send me to the other world immediately right here right now.
wtf man, that ult combo almost sent me.
oh god, this meme sent me :facepalm:
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When one asks another one to hang out. An invitation to chill.
"How come you didn't call for me? I would have come out"
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