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To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.
Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!
Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!
Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.
Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!
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When a Catholic decides to ditch Sunday mass and instead have their own 'communion' in the comfort of their own home by way of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.
Phil: Hey brah, what do you think you're doing ... shouldn't you be at mass?
Joseph: Naw brah, screw that. That damn communion bread wasn't gonna fill this playa up. Naw ... I decided to stay home for a good ole PB n' Jesus!
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tap is a acronym for tongue, ass, penis. the sexual encounter begins by the female partner licking the male partner's entire body with her tongue (there is room for experimentation and adventure here). Then the next two steps are connected. the female partner straps on a penis and proceeds to sodomize the male partner (aka will butt-fuck the shit out of him). after this portion of the sexual transaction, the female partner "boards" the male partner. the tap n' board is complete when the male partner "seals the envelop".
*disclaimer: try at your own risk. shit could get weird fast.
yo my man, big cat, you walkin kinda funny - did your bitch tap n' board you last night?
she may or may not have...
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Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."
Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?
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When a couple is having sex with the girl on top unprotected and he cannot pull out being that he is on the bottom. She will proceed to jump or move as quickly as she can off of his penis and jack him off. Hopefully to prevent pregnancy.
I was about to cum, so i warned her, and she Jump n jack 'ed me off!
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The Plug n' Stink is an invention straight form the pit in Dante's Inferno.It consists of a plug in warmer that heats various "oils and scents" that permeate a room or building with a putrefyingly horrendous stench that some women and rarely men actually find appealing .If a man likes the Plug n' Stink "aroma" his sexual orientation is in question.The inventors of the various incarnations of the Plug n' Stink searched far and wide for only the best in artificial scents. Surely carrion flowers/ fungi along with moldy wind were at the top of their lists .In the future the Plug n' Stink will be statistically correlated with pimples, Cancer, nagging, bitching, moaning, nail biting ,prescription and or alcohol /drug abuse,compulsive cleaning , necrophilia, sinus problems of all forms, frigidity, impotence , depression, Dyspepsia, confusion; confusion as to ones sexual identity, manic depressive disorders , sex with animals ,bed wetting,organic brain syndrome, dementia ,insomnia, non stop watching of TV shopping channels and other obsessive behaviors along with general mental malaise. It also makes the area stink.
Bobo, one of my incompetent superiors for who I am tired of Boss Sitting has a Plug n' Stink in his office.
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When you shag someone, and never speak to them again (bag them, like bin them).
Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.
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