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The act of being naive when a racial slur is directed at you.
You're so white your shoes don't have shoe strings.
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It's when your friend Richard tries his best but he fails extreemly.
He jumped and fell backwards and went to the hospital
when you try your best but you don't succeed when you get what you want but not what you neeeeeeeed
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A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.
Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.
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When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.
MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
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That new girl is cute. I might ask her out.
Dude, don't get your sugar where you get your dough.
The term you use when people are trying to make you be friends again with two or more people, after you decided to never be their friend again. You can use the term, but no one listens to you and keeps on saying how you should go back to being their friends, even though you hate your old friends and your starting to get pisses off at the people that are trying to reunite you with your old friends that you don't want to be around and you just plain don't care about.
Person A: Come on Person B! You know that you and Person C & D are best friends forever!
Person B: Oh my God! Listen to me! I plain, just, don't CARE about them!!! I don't WANT to be their friend! Don't you get that!?!
Person A: Yes. But uh...come on! I want to be the one to reunite the three of you!
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so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
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