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Another way of saying "high" because old people are on alot of medicine that stoners are after
person 1:guys we should build a giant Fushigi!
person 2:did you go to the old folks home?
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A clay like poo, that needs to be broken in half by a hanger to be flush. An old fashion poo is a sign of rejoice by people with irregular bowel movements.
Hey Brenda, I just took a old fashion poo!!
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To kill a female with your penis from sexual intercourse.
Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!
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1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.
2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong
3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.
Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?
Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?
Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?
Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::
Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.
Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?
Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.
Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
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The guys who accidently opened call of duty instead of minecraft and start cursing the shit out of you shoot EVERYTHING and well they are annoying as fuck.
Dude that 6 year old got on his brother PC and now just cuss and shoot everyone
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A girl that would be considered large or even extra large by any standard of measurement, but is called medium by the one who sleeps with her in an attempt to validate her size. Similar to Old Navy selling large clothes at a smaller size.
This shirt fits so well and its medium!
-Yeah but it's an Old Navy Medium...
She wasn't big man, she was medium.
-That woman was an Old Navy Medium.
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A masturbation MASTER, masturbates almost every night also girls finger themselves
Teacher:Stop spewing ur cum on Rachael!!!
Boy(12 year old):Sorry Teach .....you want some???
Teacher:SURE right in my mouth plz
Boy(12 year old):*cums in her mouth*
Rachael(12 year old):*cries* I wanted that!!!
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