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When an alarm clock goes off during a highly erotic dream.
Dude, I was about to touch her boobs when my Cock-Block Alarm Clock went off. FUCK.
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an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.
dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!
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The process in which two or more people notice that one of their friends is walking/flirting with a person that is way too attractive for them. Thus, to break up the social engagement the initial group that noticed the flirting catches up to the canoodling couple and initiates a conversation to prevent the pair from flirting further.
Guy A: Dude, did you see Carl and Vanessa walking to class together.
Guy B: No, why?
Guy A: He was hitting on her like crazy.
Guy B: Wow, that's not even reasonable; she's way hotter than he is.
Guy A: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Guy B and Guy A in unison: Walk, talk, and cock block.
(They grab their books and run after Carl and Vanessa in hopes of killing the mood.)
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Blast music in yo car driving thru da block no fucks given
Downs we go chop da block yessah
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Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.
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It's what you say as a final retort to end an online debate when someone blocks you because they can't win in a contest of logic with you. Best said when someone accuses you of the various internet "maladies" such as "special snowflake syndrome". Also best to be said when the opposing debater characterizes that malady which they accuse you of having after you attempt a dedicated, rational debate.
She honestly tried to convince me that donuts won't make you fat, and I quoted a reputable source to contradict her, so she blocked me. Haha, Thank God For Block!
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Gluing an individuals butt cheeks together with Elmers glues.
Last night I played the funniest prank on Joe. I gave him a Kansas City Road Block.
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