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Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.
Sure, Google knows best right?
‘Accept’.
10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.
Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
Grandparents house or Pad.
We are going to G-Pad. Do you want to go to your G-Pad?
Mecha Godzilla mother fuckers.
The Big G man and Kong had to tag team Mecha G to win.
Being grapefruited without consent
Awe man and then while I had morning wood she g-RAPEfruited me in my sleep, it was terrifying!
Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
Bobby G is the best person to have ever lived.
He is a young and upcoming producer who makes fire Beats.
If your ever thinking “man I need to go party tonight”. There’s a big chance if you go to one, Bobby will be there.
His best friend is this one kid named jack that he likes to flirt with (even though he’s not gay)
They both get lit at 9:30 at night every night (screw 4:20 amirite)
Man, I wanna party like a Bobby G
G-Snort, /Je snôrt/, Noun.
G-snort, short for "Grandma Snort" is a new primeval practice adopted from several Central African nations and now taking place in city streets across North America and Southeast Asia. The act itself involves consuming a roughly 40/60% or 50/50% mixture of the laboratory quality anesthetic, Benzoylmethylecgonine (See: Cocaine), and the cremated remains of relatives, friends, or enemies.
During the Psudochristian holiday of Bakkuukuai that is often celebrated along the Congo river, some tribes participate in a form of willing human sacrifice to create this mixture and appease their certainly heathenish and scum ridden gods. Bakkuukuai takes place after the sacrifice is tied to a lone tree in a clearing and doused in Kerosene whilst screaming to White Jesus to please stay far from his home and that perhaps his petty sacrifice will satiate his insatiable Caucasian hunger. When the corpse is completely immolated, the tribe partakes in the Snuff. The tribes themselves having many various names for this toxic and pagan delight.
"Ayyyyy, Nigga! Lemme get a dime of that G-Snort!"