When a person who consumes a healthy fiber-rich diet shits in a someone's orifice to achieve sexual gratification for one or both parties.
I ran by the health food store today, get ready for your Louisiana Lean Pocket!
Someone who has a line full of people waiting to date/talk to them.
Jennifer just broke up with John and started to talk to someone else. I swear she has a pocket full of names.
When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
Someone who wears a t-shirt that has a sewn on pocket.
Commonly associated with queer individuals.
'That guy has a t-shirt pocket on his t-shirt'
'What a faggot.'
When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.
Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping
A person so good looking, they are more than a dime.
Joe was a solid 7, but somehow managed to get a straight up pocket full of change to go out with him.
When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.
"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"
"Yeah haven't seen him since"