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when a girl forces a guy to poop in her mouth, then demands to give the guy head with her poop-filled mouth. normal men will object, but special men will allow this action to occur.
bill was aroused when he heard of his girlfriend's poop job fetish.
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When someone at yogurtland forgets to put there cup under the dispenser, therefore leaving a pooplike pile of yogurt
" Mmm, I want some of that new flavor" - mia
" Nahhh, man there's yogurt poop all over that flavor, dont get it" - ghislaine
" eeehh, my bad, I got distracted" - sheepish man
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When you wake up in the morning, hungover as f*ck, feeling like hell, and not even Chipotle can make it better. You probably had 10 shots, 3 long islands, 2 beer bongs, a Miller Lite you found on the sidewalk, an original Four Loko you've had stashed in your closet since College, a red bull, a tray of motzerella sticks, an entire large pizza that you dropped cheese-side down on your floor with ranch that's been sitting out since last week, and a few of those stray Jell-O shots that are in the drawer in your fridge that everyone always forgets about. You are a deluxe poop sandwich with a side of fries, my friend.
Courtney: "let's get Chipotle"
Emily: "I'm way too much of a poop sandwich to do anything today."
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After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.
"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"
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The act in which two participants sit on all fours, butt-to-butt and the first, "penetrating" partner poops into the second, "receiving" partner's anus, the second partner then returns the poop to the first in the same fashion and this is repeated again and again and again...
Dude, you wanna go upstairs and poop in and out?
No way man, we'd have to put plastic down and everything, let's do it outside.
Okay, I know the perfect place...
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noun;
1. diarrhea, diarrhea to an extreme level
verb;
1. having or had diarrhea to an extreme level
noun;
1. Oh man, George, these Pee Poops today are smelly.
verb;
1. Get out of my way Geroge, I have the Pee Poops.
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The stains left on a face clothe and/or bathroom floor after a female/devil receives anal and frantically attempts to cover up her poopy mess.
Emily frantically attempted to wipe up the poop on the bathroom floor and her back side but to no avail, just more poop stains.
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