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Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)
Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.
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one who whores himself to a computer
"dude, he sits at his computer all day" "yea he is such a running bird"
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to masturbate while eating taco bell
99 cent cheesey gordita crunches? im gonna make a run for the border
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the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.
"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"
"what do you mean???"
"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"
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Seeing as how Napoleon was at one time bigger than Microsoft, I don't see how france will always be known as pushovers. yeah, they took a big 'L' in WWII, but damn! The Japs would get creamed in a ground war today and they used to pimp china daily!
That guy who spit in Jane Fonda's face ran like a Frenchman.
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Any network that is more interested in protecting a political administration than actually reporting the real/actual/full news. They will often decline to report any bad things these administrations do in order to make them look better than they actually are. The state-run media consists of the news networks of Fox News, Breitbart, Info Wars, and their affiliates.
Chad: Dude I just heard the story on the radio about how the President actually very intelligent and all his issues are with the minority.
Bill: Really!...man, I have to stop watching the state run media, they won't report anything that makes Trump look bad!
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What a dumbass says when they don't understand what you said.Also see say that again,huh?,and other shit.
Guy:"Okay,so you take all this stuff and put it over there *points*,glue it to that thing *points*,then bring it back over here,then you...*rambles on for an hour*Okay,you know what to do?"
'nother Guy:"....Run that by me again."
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