Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth
Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford
“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?
A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with
ex. Christian is epic gamer man
A snotty freshman that goes to SPC
That kid Christian is a real show-off
The best people in the world are named Christian. Everyone wants to be with someone named Christian because then they know that there will be a good time. They are the best of the best unlike people called Jonas, they are real shitheads and deserves to be eradicated from the world.
He seems to be a really nice guy, he must be a Christian!
christian is the sexiest man ever lived and i known for his huge penis
i wish i could be like christian.