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When two people are having sex and the dick makes a fart sound while it's thursting the pussy or anus!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah! Fuck Yeah! Harder! Harder! Harder! I'm Cumming! I'm Cumming!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Did you just fart?
Chad : No it was just a Fart Fuck no gas was actually released!
Kiersten: Thank god cause that would be gross!
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A dumb fuck is someone that is undeniably stupid, they can't get their life together because of their epic level of stupidity, so they just continue to do dumb fucking shit, like dumping their millionaire girlfriend for an old Filipino prostitute that's married and has a kid.
(A) Have you ever met that guy Toby?
(B) No, I don't think I have...wait! Is he a dumb fuck?
(A) Yes! He's the guy I was telling you about, the one who got engaged to a married Filipino prostitute.
(B) Woah, he really is a dumb fuck.
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the act of displacing anger through fucking unbenounced to the other person.
He was totally hate fucking me last night and I don't know why...
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PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?
dude2: she was a dead fuck.
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A fuck boy is a man (but not in the true definition of the word) who uses what he's got to get what he wants. He's a sly little weasel who's as shallow as spit.
See that fuck boy over there - he's going nowhere. Make sure he doesn't drag your ass there with him.
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A means of communicating with your ex, without involving the solicitors.
Her: "I want the house, car and kids"
Him: "Fuck you"
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When you're too angry to say no or hell no, the building rage inside you comes out as "HELL FUCKING NO!"
Dad: Son, we're moving away from all of your best friends and hometown. I know we've lived here for 14 years and know everybody, but sorry. We're moving.
Son: OH HELL FUCKING NO!
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