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When someone has hooked up with every single sibling of the same gender but one, he/she is not allowed to hook up with the remaining sibling.
Hey, did Ross sleep with Sally when he was back in Iowa?
No, she wanted to but he couldn't do it - the Saving Private Ryan Rule, you know? He's already hooked up with Jane and Samantha.
Oh, right.
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A phrase used to compare something, even when they aren't movie related.
Coined after Grantland writer Bill Simmons used it when reviewing the movie The Lone Survivor. Readers then made fun of him by using it in their email questions.
Ex: This is the best Patriots team since Saving Private Ryan.
That's the hottest girl since Saving Private Ryan.
Dude, you're the worst driver since Saving Private Ryan.
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Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.
Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.
Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.
My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling
Me: No it’s literally me
Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME
Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM
Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)
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A cunt who thinks he is cool cause he says sasuke sasuke in every sentence of the xbox party like stfu u gay cunt istg i finna come to ur house and beat ur ass
Look at donald trump he is such a ryan neel bala insta
A term to use when a guy shoves his whole dick into his personality therefore leaving him with a baby penis.
you are a real ryans nonexisting dick all the time!!!
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A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.
Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!
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a fucking gay faggot bitch nigga. PR manager of the S^3. Has 0 confirmed kills but every mission planned by him has ended in overwhelming success. Supported by General Allahoodini and Lieutenant Ghey to move up faster through the ranks and is now in the top tiers of management in the S^3, controlling ISIS, the pink dot army, and many more. His bounty has also risen to $10000000000000000, the highest bounty for a terrorist in the world so far, thus making him the first of the S^3 to be recorded in the guinness world record.
ISIS member: Oh shit is that justin ryan rishi patrick?? * runs up to get autograph*
What was that amazing quote by justin ryan rishi patrick again? Oh yeah, " Everyone is gay, but not every gay is a one."
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