May 24 Is the day where you fuck your significant other, or your close friend. Or maybe even somebody who you gots a crush on
Yeoo, todays May 24 bro,
And,
It’s national fuck day
That’s so stupid
Hit up your girl and tell her you want come coochi
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August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.
Hey its national fuck day lets have sex
On November 8th it’s National Mohammad day. On national Mohammad day you have to give money to anyone you know named Mohammad. But you don’t have to if your name is Mohammad
“It’s national Mohammad Day? Here’s $10 Mohammad”
a day to celebrate everyone whos name is blathnaid, we love you and your irish name.
did you hear blathnaid went the shop? - john
yes, its national blathnaid day - paul
On the 17th of january, everyone celebrates the national hamster day by changing their profile pictures to a hamster!
National Hamster Day
On April 29, it is the day to cancel people that need canceling. I know this day was long waited for, and it has finally come! All those toxic people are gon be gone now.
It national cancelled day! Ya toxic ass is done.
The day when Mirai is celebrated for being a super cool and good Asian.
Hey, I t’s national Mirai day! Cool!