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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
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a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start
if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own
The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.
A group of people are talking in a circle.
Person A walks behind everyone.
Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-
Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!
Also called silent nose blowing, ever seen someone throw away a tissue without hearing a sound? It made a squishy sticky sound when squashed that was unusual? Only this can do that.
that guy in the bathroom is the king of ninja nose blowing
The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
I play human fruit Ninja all the time
Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
when you and the bois become sad
Friend: what time is it?
you: it's sad ninja hours 😔
Friend: oh 😔