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a pair of tits that have zits on them
Man, that ho Julia got some serious zit tits!
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a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event.
"hey bro, what do you think of the new window's vista?"
"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as tits on a board."
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Something that women SHOULDN'T have, except if your tits are drooping too much, or you don't have nothing at all (below an A-Cup). Only virgins and MMORPG geeks could believe that false plastic, not-bouncy and jiggly overinflated titties are better. Please! have some contact with pair of big naturals before stating that, lol.
-If you are going to get silicone tits think that some men like small boobies, too! that also means they'll fit in the finest lingerie ;)
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The condition of a woman (usually an older woman) whose breasts hang low from old age. Also, commonly used to refer to a girl with breast implants.
"Man, that girl has serious soup tits"
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A) - A girl whose tits have been hidden away for so long that they are dry and scaly, much like the skin of a dragon.
B) - A girl who has been waiting for puberty to give her breasts for so long that their possible existence seems mythological, like a dragon.
A) - "Dude, I got with this girl last night but she hasn't been naked in so long, she has dragon tits."
B) - "That girl over there is, like, 25 but she's only got dragon tits."
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Tits or Get The Fuck Off. A term used when trying to get a girl to flash you. Usually on Chat Roulette, Omegle, I-Chat, and Skype.
Henry: Hey Rosie.
Rosie: Hey how are you?
Henry: Tits or GTFO
Rosie: Offline
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When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.
Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.
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