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When you leave a condom behind in the vagina.
Brah, I accidentally gave her a taco sock last night...
Sock shooing is when you chase a sock around the room naked with jam on your nipples
Jerry stop sock shooing you're wasting all the fucking jam
“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”
“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”
They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .
THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.
THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥
Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy
SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!
Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.
I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.
rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig
I love you fig socks :3