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A queef during a womans period.
She let out a nasty bloody vagina fart when I was earning my Red Wings.
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a vagina with a rather buff set of labia.
"my cousin a little chunky man , she got a big buhgina, i can shmeyll it".
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A sexual position involving sommersaults and/or upsidedown action, chocolate lube, and double the stuffing.
Dude, we totally did vagina oreos and milk all night long!
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The evil power of a pussy so good, it controls and lures helpless sons away from their parents.
My daughter-in-law is a wicked woman. My baby boy never comes to visit me anymore. It's that devil vagina magic, I'm telling you!
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This is a multipart version of foreplay, and will only be enjoyed by people with a certain fetish.
Step 1: Spred the vagina lips far apart from one another and have your partner take a dump inside. This will act as the "shell" of the taco
Step 2: have your partner put their dick/finger in the vagina to push the shit down. This will act as the "meat" of the taco
Step 3: have your partner pee in the vagina hole and have them mix the piss and shit in the vagina with their finger or dick. This is the "cheese" of the taco.
Step 3: have your partner cum in the hole and, again mix the combination together. This will act as the sauce of the taco
Step 4: Finally, have your partner eat the "taco" until nothing is left. You can choose to have sex after this or not
Man 1: Sara let me give her a vagina taco last night! It was awesome!
Man 2: That's gross!!!
Man 1: You will never understand, you don't have the same fetishes as me
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A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.
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A liar usually knows as Seth hoggard
Guy one:you know Seth?
Guy two: yeah he's a "big ole vagina!"
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