Dick Cheese

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end

Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight

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mack and cheese

mackin' it; keeping one's pimp hand strong

Kevin: I'm gonna hook up with this girl from work before I go back to school and get at that girl from last semester.
Mike: Yo, mack and cheese, bro.

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fummunda cheese

The cheese fummunda my nuts.
The smelly gooy substance fummunda ones balls

Would you like a fummunda cheese burger?

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Cheese Sandwich

The phrase cheese sandwich refers to being stuck between two cars when driving on a multi-laned road. The two outer cars attempt to deny the middle drivers ability to pull off the road or to get away.

1) You have just been cheese sandwiched!

2) Cheese sandwhich him so he can't get away!

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buttpounder with cheese

A well endowed gayer's stonker.
More than just a mouthful and requiring a two handed approach.
Cums with a 'Special sauce' or gentleman's relish and often found between two buns.

Keanu bent over ready to take a hammering from Steve's buttpounder.
Steve got ready to chow down on Keanu's buttpounder with cheese.

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cheese on rice

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.

1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"

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Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

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