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A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”
The act of sticking someone with a non explosive greande and then watching them go up like a carton of cigarettes.
Team - He's down, everyone stick the punk with your smokers to show what a bitch he is.
Kash - You assholes. Why did you smoke tag me.
Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
When you put a cigar in a girls vagina light it up and let her smoke it up and then lick her vagina
Guy: Hey wanna have a high class smoke?
Girl:OMG yes i would ove to do that
The only cure for smoking is a koenigsegg CCX, according to Jeremy Clarkson.
the act of smoking strictly 2 cigarettes consecutively, as opposed to the act of chain smoking - which requires smoking more than two.
"wanna nunchuck smoke on the porch?"