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the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
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on a certain day of the week (mostly on mondays) someone might feel retarded or simply stupid. Some beleive it is caused by vaginal fluid that may be in the brain. It is normally caused by fatigue or mostly a hangover.
"holly shit today i had at least 87% vaginal fluid on the brain!"
how come?
"its a monday u fuckin retard"
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dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
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When a person has all the smartical particals and just comes up but the best and often most logical answer to a predicament.
Person 1: wow I never thought about it like that
Person 2: yeah that’s big brain energy right there
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The act of orgasming into another persons brain cavity through the nose. Can also be done via syringe.
I feel like someone gave me a Belgium Brain Fuck.
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Id rather have a Belgium Brain Fuck then an Alabama Hot Pocket
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noun: A beverage made from Hops and Barley. Although it's commonly thought of as judgment impairing, Liquid Brain Food can bring out the best in an individual, quite notably in academic pursuits.
Also see Beer
"Hey Duff, how'd that exam go?"
"Kicked ass - that Liquid Brain Food from last night really paid off."
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another way of saying just chilling. or nothin....common replies to the question of "whats up?" or "whats going on?"
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the means in wanting to "get some" or have some sort of sexual activity with the opposite sex
guy1: hey yo dood? was good?
guy2: aw jus hanging brain man.
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guy1: what do you wanna do mayne?
guy2: all i know, is i wanna hang brain!
guy1: k lets call some girls!
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