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talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

by callmemunch March 30, 2008

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jesus hit

when smoking marijuana; a giant fucking hit. the kind that jesus would take if he smoked da reefer.

at nik's house today, I took a jesus hit and almost coughed it.

by airun August 2, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby Jesus

Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing

by Throwback time!!! December 9, 2019

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Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie February 20, 2011

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Reverse Jesus

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

by FATaL the DEATHY January 7, 2019

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greasy jesus

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

by Peyton Manning's Forehead January 31, 2016

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Jesus juice

Holy cum

this bitch drank my Jesus juice last night

by The holy dick September 16, 2018

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