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Scary Chris is usually someone's dad who can be very intimidating . He may make you shit yourself. He usually works at a kids place, but when comes across bratty ones, spits in their drink.
bro 1: hey bro , you want to go to inflata planet?
bro 2: no way bro! I heared scary Chris works there...
Cateye chris is a special type of breed that builds hella clean trucks and pulls all the pussy with his LiFtEd TrOk
Cateye chris runs the truck scene
Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”
The creator Life360, making him the biggest snitch of mankind.
Hey do you know Chris Hulls
Yeah, I heard he’s a bitch
a deadbeat dad who doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself and drugs
omg i seen Chris Warrington sticking a needle in him arm downtown today
When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.
Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!