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Dirk and Lex because they're both fucking idiots and can't even begin to process simple concepts
Person A: God, don't be such a clown!
Person B: *sobs*
verb: to create a theory that has to do with an artist (typically about a surprise release) that has the most ridiculous evidence. clownery is facile faith out of vehement (false hope for excitement). more than a stretch, hence the new term.
noun: clownery
adjective: clown
continuous: clowning
Stan 1: In the Capital One commercial they chose seat 13-A and Speak Now Taylor says "good choice".
Stan 2: so???
Stan 1: A is the first letter of the alphabet so 13-A could also mean 13-1...January 13th
Stan 2: i smell clownery coming
Stan 1: January 13th is a Friday!!! That's when Taylor is going to announce Speak Now (Taylor's Version)!!!
Stan 2: now you've got me clowning bc i NEED Speak Now TV
A man who spends money on a girl he ain't fucking or getting head from.
So you didn't fuck her and she didn't give you head? Bro you're a clown
Do you know you are a clown?
Yes, you are the clown.🤡
Clown
You're the best person in my life.
*One week later
She/he got a new bf/gf
Someone who's liked someone for more then 10 months an dthe other person doesn't like them back how sad 😔
Omg guti likes mollie but she doesn't like him back hes such a clown!