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A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful
“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”
I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!
girl 1- oh my gosh it's Jake
girl 2-yeah
girl 1 -he's so nice
girl 2- yeah!! and sweet
A Jake (a person named jake) is a man who is generally outgoing, sweet, and attractive. When you first meet a Jake, you will notice his lack of self consciousness. This can sometimes lead to bad friendships and inattentiveness in relationships. When a Jake’s narcissism has been discovered, he will turn it on someone else to cover up his blame. This is his only flaw. Other than that, a Jake is pretty fun to hang around.
Nice girl: wow I think I have a crush on that guy, is he nice?
Girl’s friend: As a friend he’s nice, but I’ve heard he’s a Jake. I wouldn’t pursue someone who’ll neglect you like that.
Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes