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The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.
“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”
Is another wording for widow peak.
Girl you got a Eddie monster.
when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air
Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??
A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.
"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"
A hallucination of a mountain lion with white eyes following you.
"My coked-out brother-in-law said he was hunting and a mountain lion with white eyes followed him home. Coke Monster."
Monster Miles, the mighty muslim terrorist. Has a relation to Osama bin laden and has been seen working with his hijabi assistant, Zaina.
“EY BRO GO HIDE! MONSTER MILES IS COMING”
“OMG.. IS THAT ZAINA WITH HIM?!”