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used to ask some one if they want to "get busy"
hey sally do u want my potatoes?
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When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)
"Hey man, my GF was smashed last night, I toured the irish potato factory!"
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That one time when the Irish got so shit faced drunk that they lost all their potatoes
Oh no, Mary, we've been Irish potato famined!
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1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands
Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.
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A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.
Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.
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A Game where one compares specific peoples worth to that of potatoes. An individual must choose to never see that person again, and have any kind of potato, or choose that person and never get to eat any potatoes ever again.
Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
a saying that means you can't stop people from doing what they do best. Let the haters hate
guy one: you're so gay
guy two : Haters gonna hate and potatoes gonna potate
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