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Alcoholic beverage containing: hard sparkling water ( truly, bev and Viv..etc) vodka and lime juice. Favored by CrossFit Milfs
Got my lady all liquored up on some Alex P Skeetin’s
Short also short temper gets in trouble a lot and will never be as cool as Marty mcfly williams 😤
Peyton (Alex's gf) needs to stop getting in trouble a lot.
a British man who tries different foods and reviews them
Alex: Hey guys welcome back to Alex's food reviews.
When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.
Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.
Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
a rare bird that is said to bring you bad luck if it flaps its feathers. its screech can be heard from miles away
Caaaaaaaaaa!!!!! said alex dunwoody as it scooped down on its prey
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A sweet, very caring girl of high school age. She is a farm girl and loves marines. But don't let this innocent little red neck on the outside fool you! On the weekends she likes to go to frat parties and get crunk and strip on tables! Watch out for this wild cat, they don't call her "keg girl" for nothing!
Oh look at her! She's really a Keg Girl Alex!
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Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.
Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
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