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where people grew up with pb slags asking for 50p boosts and roadmen shotting 0.5s as 2grams
you will get chinged if your not bad
Friend:yo bro come let’s go Potters bar
Me:are you dumb
A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.
Jacob: I live in potters bar
Anne: Oh god, i’m so sorry
Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.
Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."
Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny
“Ew shes fat the bars on the floor” “yeah”
A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.
(AKA "Car Bar")
Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Chivas at this wedding, only Jameson!
Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.
Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans
Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?
Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!
Getting absolutely shit hammered at the local Mexican spot
Hey boys , y’all tryna go bar Mexico
A bar inserted threw a female's nipple
Hi sexy, I am coming over to lick your titty-bars.