Bean Grill

The act of either, beating the absolute shit out of your wife, or pleasuring her

"I just bean grilled my wife"

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Cool beans

Is somthing that is really neat and amazing.

The smarturl.it is really cool beans

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Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

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Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

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ted bean

A cunt that that thinks he is sick and fucks girls that look like monkeys

your such a ted bean with a girl

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Beans on toast

Beans on toast: One of the worst culinary atrocities of all mankind. Its fuking stupid how could any retard have thought of making this an entire meal. The person who invented Beans on toast should be fuked in the kidneys by 10 gypsies.

Josh is eating Beans on toast again. Josh is gay. Beans on toast is shit.

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Bean Dirt

A mexican's ashes

"Where are we going to put grandpa's ashes?"
"We gotta put that pile of bean dirt on the mantle"

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