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Some days you wish you had huge boobs and other days you wish were flat as a wall. Like gender fluid but just for your breasts, or lack thereof, depending on the day.
Trash - Man i wish i had no boobs today
Chuck - I know right? Me too
Trash - And then yesterday i wanted my melons to be massive
Chuck - ME TOO. Maybe we're just Boob-fluid
Ah - ....What???
Emoomily - I forgot what i wanted to say.
When your cell phone accidentally dials someone while it's in you bra.
I accidentally boob dialed my husband while I was pumping gas.
The result of acne scarring on the chest and breasts. The scarring looks like the craters that decorate the surface of the moon.
After years of acne on my chest, I realized I developed Moon Boobs.
No one knows what they look like, there are weebs and creeps that imagine what they look like, like what the fuck, some guy on discord fucking sent me rule 34 of rouge, and if your one of the people who do this, get a fucking life
Jacob: I have seen Rouge's boobs today, i even have an anime pillow of it!
Micheal: I should get new friends. also what the fuck stay away from me
a party boob is one boob that is pierced, making it cooler than the other.
“Yeah I just wanted one nipple pierce, party boob!”
a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.
The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.