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to shit and vomit at the same time
i drank 50 pints the other night, went to the gents and was bum sick
The thing Dan and Phil have every night *coughs*...
Dan and Phil have the Cheeky Bum Secks every night.
A Nigga that has no job, Dont take care of his kid (s), worries about what bitch to fuck next and not about his money, and Sits around somebody house playing video games and turning up with somebody else alcohol. Yo mind on clothes and not getting yo shit together and going to school and paying bills.
Mark is a bum ass nigga he's not doing shit with life living off the state think he getting money ass nigga.
What Phan like to do in their spare time. In which the feminine partner bends over, and masculine partner swiftly thrusting into them.
AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire started rubbing up against eachother preparing for their cheeky bum sex
A girl with whom you would participate in anal sex with. Originating from the acronym M.A.W.U.D.B. Exclaimed when the girl is mentioned or seen.
Can be subsituted by any string of lyrics from the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name.
"Sean look at that girl over there"
"Mardy bum, mate"
When a male person vigorously inserts and retracts his forefinger from his own anus, whilst with his other hand; angrily masturbates to an explosive climax.
Note - is not an exclusively solo act - one could improvise and perhaps masturbate himself while his housemaid or sister assisted with the fingering portion.
1) ...gentleman one to gentleman two "I say, I spiced up my evening tug last night, and fiddled the badge with my forefinger. I believe my son calls it a fingery bum wank".
2) ...young stud remarks "Jesus I had a shocker last night..I convinced this chick to help me out with a fingery bum wank and ended up shitting all over her hand and wrist"..... young studs friend "...nightmare, but respect!"
These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.
Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.