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A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
Aisha: Holy shit! you met a christian today! you need to eat him up asap.
A kid who constantly gets into trouble and throws a banger party that gets busted. Constantly goes back to the same short fucking girl that’s desperate and doesn’t do shit with her. Has a nicotine addiction and gets high in school every day.
Christian is a fucking retard and will never be able to hangout with his friends again. But everyone loves him.
cheater? pathological liar? both?
“like let me cheat in private damn” ~christian day 2021
Christian is a very handsome man with a very big penis he also loves ladies and when he talks to them he id always kind, Ladies if your are looking for a man A guy named Christian is a good man for you he will help around the house wash the dishes cook and do whatever you want him to do
The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.
one of the most awesome humans you’ll have the good fortune of meeting ... kind, generous, fun, people magnet, loving, shaman, with superior music taste and dance moves to match. Friends of Christian would be lost without his wise words and depth.
Damn, this party could be hella good ... if only Christian was here