Someone who doesn't dance and is trying their hardest to dance. They end up "about to break dance". Arms move toward the ground as if they are about do a big break dance move but it never happens. And everyone is left waiting for the big moment
Person 1: hey! Look that guy is gonna break dance! Let's give him space!
Person 2: nah! I've been watching him for 10 minutes, he's "about to break dance" it's never gonna happen dude!
An individual who thrives on the failures and/or shortcomings of others, especially one’s own friends. A frienemy.
Joe: Wow, seems like Chet didn’t really hide the fact that he was happy that Biff got cut from the team.
Frank: Yeah, he’s sort of the dances on bones type.
When you get more likes on a Instagram post because everyone attended the event that your picture was taken at
Abby got more likes than usual on her insta from prom because of the school dance effect
A fake cringey Music Video describing NC’s Fanfiction Feminine character jerking from side to side winking on a white screen with her shoulders exposed/dancing.
This can’t be used In a sentence bro, NC’s shoulder dance is to bad lmao.
Verb,
When a Father, Uncle, Grandfather, Godfather, or other male parental unit performed 'the funky monkey' (he dances) in front of all of your friends. Therefore embarrassing the hell out of you... and if in a more public place; also embarrasses those associated with you.
At Jenessa's Wedding, Mr. Robinson Asserted his Parental Guy Dance for all of her wedding guests... Well done popsys!
Double air or Dublair dancing
The forward progressive body movement carried out by individual without the use of any musical instrument or machine producing sound waves, with purpose to influence opposing sexual creature in the immediate area into courtship.
Johnathan was doing the Double air dance while polishing Mrs Cornhagens Cadillac with hopes of catching the eye of the esteemed widow.
That queasy feeling as you ponder if that "sushi" restaurant you are about to order from has real Sushi, so you check Yelp first.
I did the delivery app dance, but I never actually order at Yelp, their delivery system sucks balls.